var date_statement="";
var time_statement="";
var today=new Date();
var month="";
var day="";


function todays_date() {
        var month=today.getMonth();
        var day_of_week=today.getDay();

        date_statement=""
        document.month=""

        month++; // So it's now between 1 - 12.
        if(month==1) {
                january(today.getDate());
                document.month="January";
        }
        if(month==2) {
                february(today.getDate());
                document.month="February";
        }
        if(month==3) {
                march(today.getDate());
                document.month="March";
        }

        if(month==4) {
                april(today.getDate());
                document.month="April";
        }

        if(month==5) {
                may(today.getDate());
                document.month="May";
        }

        if(month==6) {
                june(today.getDate());
                document.month="June";
        }

        if(month==7) {
                july(today.getDate());
                document.month="July";
        }

        if(month==8) {
                august(today.getDate());
                document.month="August";
        }

        if(month==9) {
                september(today.getDate());
                document.month="September";
        }

        if(month==10) {
                october(today.getDate());
                document.month="October";
        }

        if(month==11) {
                november(today.getDate());
                document.month="November";
        }

        if(month==12) {
                december(today.getDate());
                document.month="December";
        }

        document.day=""

         if(day_of_week==0)
                document.day="Sunday";
        if(day_of_week==1)
                document.day="Monday";
        if(day_of_week==2)
                document.day="Tuesday";
        if(day_of_week==3)
                document.day="Wednesday";
        if(day_of_week==4)
                document.day="Thursday";
        if(day_of_week==5)
                document.day="Friday";
        if(day_of_week==6)
                document.day="Saturday";

}

function january(date) {
        if(date==1)
                date_statement="Happy New Year!"; 
        if(date==1)
                date_statement="<u>Happy Kwanza!&nbspHappy New Years!&nbsp</u>";
        if(date==2)
                date_statement="<u>Happy Kwanza!&nbsp&nbsp</u>";

        if(date==3)
                date_statement="Today is Joanna's Birthday.";
        if(date==15)
                date_statement="Today is Martin Luther King, Jr.'s Birthday.";
        if(date==18)
                date_statement="Today is John Jr.'s Birthday.";
}


function february(date) {
        if(date==2)
                date_statement="Today is Groundhog Day.";
        if(date==2)
                date_statement="Today is Jocelyn's Birthday.";
        if(date==6)
                date_statement="Happy Birthday Erin.";


        if(date==14)
                date_statement="Happy Valentine's Day.";
        if(date==15)
                date_statement="Today is Presidents Day.";
        if(date==22)
                date_statement="Today is Washington's Birthday.";
}


function march(date) {
        if(date==9)
                date_statement="Today is The Anniversary of Tom's death.";

        if(date==20)
                date_statement="Today's The First Day of Spring.";

}


function april(date) {
        if(date==1)
                date_statement="Today's April Fool's Day.";
        if(date==4)
                date_statement="Tonight Daylight Savings Time Begins.";
        if(date==22)
                date_statement="Today's Earth Day.";
        if(date==29)
                date_statement="Today is Yom HaShoah - Holocaust Remembrance Day.";
        if(date==30)
                date_statement="Today's Arbor Day.";


}


function may(date) {
        if(date==1)
                date_statement="It's May-day, The International Workers Day";
        if(date==9)
                date_statement="Happy Mother's Day.";
        if(date==31)
                date_statement="Today's Memorial Day.";
}


function june(date) {
        if(date==6)
                date_statement="Today is the Anniversary of D-DAY!";
        if(date==14)
                date_statement="Today's Flag Day!";
        if(date==20)
                date_statement="Happy Father's Day.";
        if(date==21)
                date_statement="And it's also the first day of summer.";
}


function july(date) {
        if(date==4)
                date_statement="Happy 4th of July!";
}

function august(date) {
        if(date==5)
                date_statement="";
	if(date==5)
                date_statement="Its the 5th of August!";
	if(date==19)
                date_statement="Its Joyce's Birthday!";

}


function september(date) {
	        
	if(date==22)
                date_statement="Today's the First Day of Autumn.";



        var time=today.getHours();         

	if(date==24 && time>18)
                date_statement+="Today's The Anniversary of Rubie's death.";
	if(date==25 && time<18)
                date_statement+="Today's The Anniversary of Rubie's death.";


	
}

function october(date) {

        var time=today.getHours();         

	if(date==5 && time>18)
                date_statement+="It's Yom Kippur.";
	if(date==6 && time<18)
                date_statement+="It's Yom Kippur.";

        if(date==11)
                date_statement="Today's Columbus Day.";

        if(date==31)
                date_statement="BOO... Happy Halloween.";
}

function november(date) {
        if(date==11)
                date_statement="Today is Armistice Day.";
        if(date==22)
                date_statement="Anniversary Of the Assination of President Kennedy.";
        if(date==25)
                date_statement="Happy Thanksgiving.";

}

function december(date) {
        if(date==7)
                date_statement="Today's Pearl Harbor Day.  ";


        if(date>=26 && date<=31)
                date_statement+=" Happy Kwanza. ";

        if(date==21)
                date_statement+=" Today's The First Day of Winter. ";

        if(date==31)
                date_statement="<u>Happy Kwanza!&nbspTonight is New Years Eve!&nbsp</u>";
}


function time_of_day() {
        var time=today.getHours();

        time_statement=""

        if(time>=00 && time<=05)
                time_statement="Good Morning,  Or are you up late?"

        if(time>=05 && time<=11)
                time_statement="Good Morning."
 
        if(time>11 && time<=17)
                time_statement="Good Afternoon."
        if(time>17 && time<24)
                time_statement="Good Evening. "

       



}

time_of_day();
todays_date();
document.writeln("<CENTER><DT><H-R>"+time_statement+" Today is "+document.day+", "+document.month+" "+today.getDate()+".<DT></CENTER><BR>")

document.writeln("<CENTER><DT>"+date_statement+"<DT></CENTER><P>")